Pardon me if I'm just coming on a little too strong...
xoxo
Nikko
Saturday, 12 March 2011
To Argie
You know Argie,
I think I would like it if we could go somewhere. It's a lot different when it is just you an me. We can rip people apart, and not fret that it's an unattractive quality in a girl AND look in as many mirrors as we want because we ARE that vain.
What do you think?
New York in a year?
xoxo
Nikko
To Argie
RING RINGYeah, hi, Mr. Wong. Lucy KeIson.
Fine. I wouId Llke a number ...
...a number fou-- Number five.
No. Number seven? Seven.
Can I get the number four
without the garLlc sauce?
Okay, and then maybe
two orders of number .
And....
Yes, it's for one.
And that's it.
No! Give me a number eight.
Give me two number eights.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Bye.xoxoNikko
To Nikko
Let me tell you something about nikko.
We were BEST FRIENDS in middle school.
I know right, so embarassing, i dont even...whatever.
So then one day I got my first boyfriend Whatshisface, and he was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana and Nikko was like weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off on skype to go hang out with him, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?"
And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Nikko, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN.
So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she moved to Edmonton because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall to visit, all of her hair was so great and she was totally rude, and now I guess were bff's.
Sincerely,
Argie
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