Saturday, 12 March 2011

To Nikko

Let me tell you something about nikko.
We were BEST FRIENDS in middle school.
I know right, so embarassing, i dont even...whatever.

So then one day I got my first boyfriend Whatshisface, and he was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana and Nikko was like weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off on skype to go hang out with him, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?"
And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Nikko, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN.

So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she moved to Edmonton because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall to visit, all of her hair was so great and she was totally rude, and now I guess were bff's.



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